Meet America’s baddest ass trucker mouth, Kenny Powers. Eastbound and Down is the latest HBO comedy series produced by Will Farrell and Danny Mcbride (Foot Fist Way, Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder) starring as Kenny Powers, an over-the-hill major leaguer who returns to his hometown and reluctantly begins a new life as an average-joe elementary school gym teacher. Will Farrell also stars in the show as a ridiculously blonde used-BMW salesman, Asheley Schaeffer. Click here for a hilarious scene between Farrell and McBride from the pilot episode. Or try googling “WATCH SITCOM EASTBOUND AND DOWN.” Bam.

Sylvia Plath (1932 - 1963), a well-known American poet with an incredible depth of ego and sincerity who also committed suicide at age of 32 by putting her head in the gas oven. To read some of her poems, you can check out the online collection of Sylvia Plath. With all respect to Ms. Plath, what. a. heavy metal. babe.

“And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty.

And like the cat I have nine times to die.”

- Sylvia Plath’s Lady Lazarus (1962)