TEA TIME WITH CHRIS.

Y’all better get ready for a field day on YouTube this week, and by “field day,” I mean lots and lots of PORN. It seems like 4Chan’s /b/ tard pranksters are planning yet another PORN attack against YouTube, starting today. The first wave of porn clips hit the YouTube on May 22nd, casually disguised as music video clips of popular teen celebrities like the Jonas Bros and Hannah Montana.

One 4Chan user apparently explained that “the real message” behind “The Porn Week” is to protest YouTube’s hallway patrol against copyrighted music videos. …OH, O-KAY. And by “OKAY,” I mean THX GUYZ.

This is called train dodging. Apparently, doing cartwheels or backflips doesn’t cut it for the kids anymore. According to Russia English:

“This is needed to be done fast, because if one is appearing before the train too long before and machinist could see him and start breaking, so they run on the rails just before the train so he couldn’t start breaking and fell down on the rails, then the train moves above the person at his maximum speed, just a few inches from his head and back.”

Here’s another video filmed by a Dutch kid. Here’s another one by a bunch of Russian kids. Of course, there’s a good reason not to try this: you might trip and die.